I attempted to give a Head First style speech at the Toastmasters humorous speech competition. As a moderator at JavaRanch, it seemed fitting to put a transcript of one iteration online. While it changes a bit each time I give it, this is the idea.. Shown here with a bit of organization. This was given [...]

JavaRanch uses a Java program to pick the weekly winners for book promotions.  It previously used a serious of classes that went the URLs, parsed the data, went to more URLs, picked some random winners and then output them to a file.  These contortions were done because the old software was hard to change.  With [...]

Over years of moderating at The JavaRanch, I’ve seen one type of question spring up on a weekly basis: that asked by people who need help with JDBC code inside of Java Server Pages (JSPs). As much as we may want to help this individual fix their particular problem, the overriding thought of “STOP WHAT [...]